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		<title>Testimonials - Internet Marketing Seminar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I was fortunate to attend a one day program on Internet Marketing conducted by Mr. Joseph Ponnou. Internet Marketing to me was like jigsaw puzzle, but after attending this program it has become like simple cross word.
The program was well structured to include only relevant topics covering Internet marketing, explained in a lucid manner [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/Wilson1.jpg" alt="Wilson" width="75" height="79" /> I was fortunate to attend a one day program on Internet Marketing conducted by Mr. Joseph Ponnou. Internet Marketing to me was like jigsaw puzzle, but after attending this program it has become like simple cross word.</p>
<p>The program was well structured to include only relevant topics covering Internet marketing, explained in a lucid manner with live examples. I have gained enormous confidence to get into Internet Marketing in the right perspective so as to become a profitable entrepreneur.</p>
<p>I can confidently compare Mr. Joe to an expert diving instructor who not only teaches the swimmer the art and science of diving but also gives the diving suit and apparatus to go deep into the sea beds to explore its treasures.</p>
<p>I thank Mr. Joseph Ponnou for giving me an opportunity to attend such a useful program and wish him all the very best.</p>
<p>Wilson Thomas<br />
Profession: Senior Banker<br />
&#8211;</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/Lourdes1.jpg" alt="Lourdes" width="75" height="112" /> An eye-opener for me to explore great opportunities in internet marketing!</p>
<p>I have learned a bunch of new ideas that will absolutely help me undertaking a net-based business.  My thoughts of starting a business with a huge capital have entirely changed!!! Why should I invest millions for a business in order to gain more when I can have it with Internet Marketing at a minimal investment cost? Plus, I can be anywhere in the world and always have my business at hand.</p>
<p>The examples of real people who started Internet marketing with limited investment and turned out to be millionaires are very inspiring!  If they were able to do it, why can’t I?!!!!</p>
<p>Thanks Joe for sharing your great talents!</p>
<p>Lourdes E. Sason<br />
Profession: Marketing<br />
&#8211;</p>
<p>Dearest Mr. Joseph,</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/Godwin1.jpg" alt="Godwin" width="75" height="70" /> I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the Internet Marketing seminar.</p>
<p>Although I knew about the Internet Business long back, I did not have the resource, as to where to start from or how to start it. When you introduced IM, it was a gateway for me. If I had to start it myself, I would have lost thousands of dollars by doing mistakes and finally would have given up.</p>
<p>Moreover your support after the seminar as to how to practically start it was a big boost.</p>
<p>When I signed up for the seminar, I thought I may be wasting my weekly off-day for the seminar. But in the first 15% of the seminar I decided that if I had to spend another weekend for this, I would gladly do it.</p>
<p>Thank you very much for sharing your wonderful knowledge</p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>Godwin R. Monteiro</p>
<p>&#8211;</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/Ghaith1.jpg" alt="Ghaith" width="75" height="86" /> I can not say enough great things about the seminar.</p>
<p>You are an Excellent speaker with great new ideas, Enthusiastic, Motivating, Experienced and highly Knowledgeable. I really enjoyed your seminar. You keep on surprising me every time.</p>
<p>I would like to thank you for the informative seminar that we had. I was very impressed with the amount of new information and the detail in which you explained it. I can see how this information will benefit me, that I can implement all the ideas and strategies immediately due to your “easy-to-understand” presentation and your wonderful gift.</p>
<p>You’ve just opened a door to us to start new business through Internet Marketing, also you’ve saved lots of the time required to seek and learn the new and the right things. This seminar was very educational in helping us to take right choices and to make important decisions in what to include in our websites and how to utilize it when marketing the website. I&#8217;m looking forward to starting and implementing all these ideas.</p>
<p>Once again, Thank you Joe and it is ALWAYS worth my day to come listen to you.</p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>Ghaith Zghaibi<br />
Profession: Projects, Finance Industry<br />
&#8211;</p>
<p>Dear Joseph,</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/A_Anil_Kumar1.jpg" alt="Anil Kumar" width="75" height="85" /> It was indeed a great experience to be in your seminar yesterday. It was amazing to know all the facts, tips and ways of doing the Internet Marketing.</p>
<p>I have thoroughly enjoyed it and gained a lot of knowledge. I have a complete satisfaction of spending a weekend in a meaningful way.</p>
<p>Best Regards,</p>
<p>Anil Kumar Akkineni<br />
Profession: Logistics Professional, Leading Oil Company<br />
&#8211;</p>
<p>Mr. Joseph Ponnou ,</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/Ronald1.jpg" alt="Ronald" width="75" height="106" /> Thank you very much for the Internet Marketing Seminar!</p>
<p>I found it very informative and inspiring. I found the strategies and mechanisms to be very solid and as I begin to study some of them I am already seeing attractive and profitable future.</p>
<p>I highly recommend this seminar to anyone that wants to jumpstart to their online business.</p>
<p>Mr. Ponnou shows that there is really a THIN line between failure and success online. If you can just find that niche that really SELLS then you have it. If your product is not in demand you can be hitting your head against a wall.</p>
<p>Mr. Joseph is kind enough to share all of the necessary information to start an Internet Business and a hand to lend in case you need help. Truly a man of genuine and true heart!!!!</p>
<p>Keep up the good deeds and I am sure you will always be blessed!!!! Again, a million thanks to you for this wonderful time you&#8217;ve spent (whole day) lecturing us for our FUTURE!!!</p>
<p>Thanks again for tossing it into my lap!</p>
<p>To your success,</p>
<p>Ronald R. Precilla<br />
Profession: I.T Security, Major Bank<br />
&#8211;</p>
<p>Dear Mr. Joe,</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/Hossam1.jpg" alt="Hossam" width="75" height="100" /> Many thanks and appreciate for the great seminar you gave us.</p>
<p>A lot of new information we got from you and it is not the first time you widen our knowledge.</p>
<p>I have some comments about the seminar:</p>
<p>It is great to enter into internet marketing field.</p>
<p>The information we got, it was very useful, and I feel now that you put me in the first step in that field.</p>
<p>As an idea it is really great, and practically it can make a big change in our life to the best.</p>
<p>At the end I would like to thank you , you are great man I met in my life and the seminar was not the first time I got benefits from you and I hope it won’t be the last.</p>
<p>Best regards,</p>
<p>Hossam Marouni<br />
Professional: Business Development</p>
<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>Dear Joe,</p>
<p>Your Seminar on Internet Marketing was quite interesting.</p>
<p>I was able to know in-dept the way Internet Marketing works and its various techniques to be used and ways one could make additional income.</p>
<p>The details provided and the demo were easily understandable, even by a non-IT person.</p>
<p>Wish you all the best in your progress towards conducting Internet Marketing seminars.</p>
<p>Internet Marketing was quite interesting and hopefully will give it a try</p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>Jackson<br />
Profession: Senior Software Professional, Leading Financial Services Company</p>
<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>Dear Joe,</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px; float: left;" src="http://www.ponnou.com/images/Imtiaz1.jpg" alt="Imtiaz" width="76" height="88" /> Your Internet Marketing Seminar was good, Loads of useful information.</p>
<p>I feel this is a certainly a 1st step to my world of Internet Marketing.  It was a true justifications to its title &#8220;Your Financial Independence through Internet Marketing&#8221;. I got lot of good Ideas about Internet Marketing during your day long session.</p>
<p>On the lighter side , &#8220;You have a good nack of teaching people even if they already know&#8221;</p>
<p>I appreciate your effort &amp; keep sharing your good thoughts.</p>
<p>Wish you great success &amp; Good health.</p>
<p>Your friend,<br />
Mohammed Imtiaz<br />
Profession: Senior I.T / SAP Professional, Large Conglomerate</p>
<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>Joe,</p>
<p>Truly i was amazed by the depth of the topics covered during the day.</p>
<p>It was really a serious seminar and you had packed it with so much information.</p>
<p>I appreciate very much on your inherent attitiude to deliver the most given any topic and hope many people will gain as much as I and others have.</p>
<p>Looking forward to more in the near future.</p>
<p>Frederick<br />
Profession: Entrepreneur</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 07:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Darwins are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid and unusual manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.
This year&#8217;s eight nominees are:
Nominee No. 1
[San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend&#8217;s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Darwins are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid and unusual manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.</p>
<p>This year&#8217;s eight nominees are:</p>
<p>Nominee No. 1<br />
[San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend&#8217;s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.</p>
<p>Nominee No. 2<br />
[Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo, MI , was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a &#8220;farm-type truck.&#8221; Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns&#8217; clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns &#8220;wrapped in the drive shaft!&#8221;</p>
<p>Nominee No. 3<br />
[Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, NC. Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith &amp;Wesson 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.</p>
<p>Nominee No. 4<br />
[UPI, Toronto] Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Union Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building&#8217;s windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously has conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawson, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was &#8220;one of the best and brightest&#8221; members of the 200 person law firm.</p>
<p>Nominee No. 5<br />
[Bloomberg News Service] A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas emissions. There was no mark on his body, and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn&#8217;t have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his nearly airtight bedroom. According to the article, &#8220;He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating &#8220;this deadly gas.&#8221; Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized.</p>
<p>Nominee No. 6<br />
[The News of the Weird] Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina&#8217;s electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.</p>
<p>Nominee No. 7<br />
[The Indianapolis Star] A cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in Dunkirk, IN. A Jay County man, using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzle loader, was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriff&#8217;s investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his parents&#8217; rural Dunkirk home at about 1130 PM. Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle-loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.</p>
<p>Finally, THE WINNER!!!<br />
Arkansas Democrat Gazette] Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole &#8217;s pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge . After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. &#8220;Thank God we weren&#8217;t on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead,&#8221; stated Wallis. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can&#8217;t believe that those two would admit how this accident happened,&#8221; said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole&#8217;s wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck??? (Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole DID, in fact, effectively remove himself from the gene pool.)</p>
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		<title>A Radio Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 06:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had the pleasure of being interviewed live in July 2007 at Business Breakfast Show on Dubai Eye.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had the pleasure of being interviewed live in July 2007 at Business Breakfast Show on Dubai Eye.</p>
<p><a title="Joe's Radio Interview" href="http://www.zawya.com/radio/default.cfm/sidDE0707230720039684" target="_blank"><strong>Click Here to listen to the interview</strong></a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 05:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pyaarey Bante, Vahe Guru. I’m writing this letter slow, because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address as the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pyaarey Bante, Vahe Guru. I’m writing this letter slow, because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address as the last Blonde who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure it works too well: last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.</p>
<p>The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don’t make the last payment on Grandma’s funeral, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.</p>
<p>By the way I took Bahu to our club&#8217;s poolside. The manager is badmash. He told her that twopiece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove. Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it’s a girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving, the other two were in the back. The driver got out, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other drowned because they couldn’t get the tall gate down.</p>
<p>There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Love Mom.</p>
<p>P. S. : I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.</p>
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		<title>Actual School Excuse Notes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 18:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are excuse notes (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over:
1) My son is under a doctor&#8217;s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are excuse notes (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over:</p>
<p>1) My son is under a doctor&#8217;s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.</p>
<p>2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.</p>
<p>3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32 and also 33.</p>
<p>4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.</p>
<p>5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.</p>
<p>6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.</p>
<p>7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.</p>
<p> <img src='http://ponnou.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.</p>
<p>9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.</p>
<p>10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.</p>
<p>11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]</p>
<p>12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.</p>
<p>13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.</p>
<p>14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father&#8217;s fault.</p>
<p>15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don&#8217;t know what size she wears.</p>
<p>16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.</p>
<p>17) Sally won&#8217;t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.</p>
<p>18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.</p>
<p>19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.</p>
<p>20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.</p>
<p>21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn&#8217;t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.</p>
<p>22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.</p>
<p>23) As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today</p>
<p>24) I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school</p>
<p>25) As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.</p>
<p><strong>Other notes:</strong></p>
<p>01) Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.</p>
<p>02) Since I&#8217;ve to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave</p>
<p>03) As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.</p>
<p>04) My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.</p>
<p>05) A candidate&#8217;s application: &#8220;This has reference to your advertisement calling for a &#8216;typist and an accountant - Male or Female&#8217;&#8230; As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.</p>
<p>06) A covering note &#8220;I am enclosed herewith&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>07) Letter writing: - &#8220;I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.&#8221;</p>
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